welcome to the special super bowl edition! this week we have an exclusive interview with troy polamalu’s hair.
seriously, this could be the hairiest super bowl ever, what with all the dreadlocks and coiffures out there. you’d think shampoo companies would find a way to get in on this somehow: this td catch by larry fitzgerald brought to you by soul glo!
kurt warner’s wife is scary. she kinda looks like gozer from ghostbusters.
jesus is a cardinals fan. you’d think that was the case because of how much kurt mentions him.
the pittsburgh steelers – making people forget how bad the pirates are since 1934.
limas sweed is a receiver on the steelers. that is such a funny sounding name. sounds like a villain from ‘the dukes of hazzard’
i don’t really have anything else to say about the steelers. hines ward might hit me from behind if i say anything bad.
anquan boldin was caught yelling at his offensive coordinator during the nfc championship. nothing says ‘team player’ quite like fighting with your coach and bailing on the victory celebration.
maybe anquan came down with a case of ‘temporary terrellowensanity.’ symptoms include yapping at your offensive coordinator and quarterback, as well as an uncontrollable urge to do pushups in your driveway.
around the league:
sexy rexy in green! rex ‘son of buddy’ ryan is the new h.c. of the n.y.j. along with the retained offensive coordinator brian ‘son of marty’ schottenheimer, they jets are now ‘terribly average coaches – the next generation.’
tuna-safe dolphins: bill parcells is committed to staying in miami through this year. makes sense – at his age, most people stay in florida all year round.
terrell owens is getting his own reality show. isn’t that ironic? a guy in a reality show who has no grasp of reality whatsoever?
plastico might be back with the giants next year. unless he’s in jail, where he will be catching balls, but not from eli…
bruce smith made the hall of fame this week. he was so good, he could sack your quarterback just be looking at him.
that’s all i got for now. tune in next week for our coverage of the pro bowl. the only football game no one gives a shit about.
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If I wear a hat in the winter, I get helmet hair. Although, I've been known to wear my Dad's vintage Red Sox hat almost every Sunday...which is "who the hell cares what your hair looks like" day.
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