we begin this week with bills almost sneaking out of new england with a win on monday night. i can take solace in a one point loss because i thought they were gonna lose 138-3.
after the game, leodis mckelvin’s lawn was vandalized. he should be so lucky. in south america, if you screw up like that in soccer, they string your nutsac up to a banana tree.
tom brady spurned suzy kolber during a post game interview. she’d have better luck with joe namath.
baseball note of the week: derek jeter – men want to be him, women want to be with him. dustin pedroia wants both.
so sexy rexy got his first win as hc of the nyj. jets fans are ecstatic about their new quarterback. rightfully so, their last few qbs have either been on ir or aarp.
the jets never reported that brett favre was injured last year, and were fined $75,000. which is half the cost of a psl for next year.
so donovan mcnabb gets injured, and the eagles sign jeff garcia. memo to kevin kolb: you are the nfc’s version of kellen clemens. enjoy riding that bench, kiddo.
so jay cutler, the best quarterback in chicago since jesus, goes out and throws four picks. after the game he blamed the packers’ defense for getting in the way.
drew brees threw for 6 touchdowns against the lions last week. the shit on the side of his face ran one in.
troy polamalu hurt his knee and will miss 3 to 6 weeks. his hair will only miss 2.
i’m done for this week. tune in next week when we ask eli manning if he knows any of his receivers. i sure don’t.
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
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that must be some helmet hair...
welcome to the special super bowl edition! this week we have an exclusive interview with troy polamalu’s hair.
seriously, this could be the hairiest super bowl ever, what with all the dreadlocks and coiffures out there. you’d think shampoo companies would find a way to get in on this somehow: this td catch by larry fitzgerald brought to you by soul glo!
kurt warner’s wife is scary. she kinda looks like gozer from ghostbusters.
jesus is a cardinals fan. you’d think that was the case because of how much kurt mentions him.
the pittsburgh steelers – making people forget how bad the pirates are since 1934.
limas sweed is a receiver on the steelers. that is such a funny sounding name. sounds like a villain from ‘the dukes of hazzard’
i don’t really have anything else to say about the steelers. hines ward might hit me from behind if i say anything bad.
anquan boldin was caught yelling at his offensive coordinator during the nfc championship. nothing says ‘team player’ quite like fighting with your coach and bailing on the victory celebration.
maybe anquan came down with a case of ‘temporary terrellowensanity.’ symptoms include yapping at your offensive coordinator and quarterback, as well as an uncontrollable urge to do pushups in your driveway.
around the league:
sexy rexy in green! rex ‘son of buddy’ ryan is the new h.c. of the n.y.j. along with the retained offensive coordinator brian ‘son of marty’ schottenheimer, they jets are now ‘terribly average coaches – the next generation.’
tuna-safe dolphins: bill parcells is committed to staying in miami through this year. makes sense – at his age, most people stay in florida all year round.
terrell owens is getting his own reality show. isn’t that ironic? a guy in a reality show who has no grasp of reality whatsoever?
plastico might be back with the giants next year. unless he’s in jail, where he will be catching balls, but not from eli…
bruce smith made the hall of fame this week. he was so good, he could sack your quarterback just be looking at him.
that’s all i got for now. tune in next week for our coverage of the pro bowl. the only football game no one gives a shit about.
seriously, this could be the hairiest super bowl ever, what with all the dreadlocks and coiffures out there. you’d think shampoo companies would find a way to get in on this somehow: this td catch by larry fitzgerald brought to you by soul glo!
kurt warner’s wife is scary. she kinda looks like gozer from ghostbusters.
jesus is a cardinals fan. you’d think that was the case because of how much kurt mentions him.
the pittsburgh steelers – making people forget how bad the pirates are since 1934.
limas sweed is a receiver on the steelers. that is such a funny sounding name. sounds like a villain from ‘the dukes of hazzard’
i don’t really have anything else to say about the steelers. hines ward might hit me from behind if i say anything bad.
anquan boldin was caught yelling at his offensive coordinator during the nfc championship. nothing says ‘team player’ quite like fighting with your coach and bailing on the victory celebration.
maybe anquan came down with a case of ‘temporary terrellowensanity.’ symptoms include yapping at your offensive coordinator and quarterback, as well as an uncontrollable urge to do pushups in your driveway.
around the league:
sexy rexy in green! rex ‘son of buddy’ ryan is the new h.c. of the n.y.j. along with the retained offensive coordinator brian ‘son of marty’ schottenheimer, they jets are now ‘terribly average coaches – the next generation.’
tuna-safe dolphins: bill parcells is committed to staying in miami through this year. makes sense – at his age, most people stay in florida all year round.
terrell owens is getting his own reality show. isn’t that ironic? a guy in a reality show who has no grasp of reality whatsoever?
plastico might be back with the giants next year. unless he’s in jail, where he will be catching balls, but not from eli…
bruce smith made the hall of fame this week. he was so good, he could sack your quarterback just be looking at him.
that’s all i got for now. tune in next week for our coverage of the pro bowl. the only football game no one gives a shit about.
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