we begin this week with bills almost sneaking out of new england with a win on monday night. i can take solace in a one point loss because i thought they were gonna lose 138-3.
after the game, leodis mckelvin’s lawn was vandalized. he should be so lucky. in south america, if you screw up like that in soccer, they string your nutsac up to a banana tree.
tom brady spurned suzy kolber during a post game interview. she’d have better luck with joe namath.
baseball note of the week: derek jeter – men want to be him, women want to be with him. dustin pedroia wants both.
so sexy rexy got his first win as hc of the nyj. jets fans are ecstatic about their new quarterback. rightfully so, their last few qbs have either been on ir or aarp.
the jets never reported that brett favre was injured last year, and were fined $75,000. which is half the cost of a psl for next year.
so donovan mcnabb gets injured, and the eagles sign jeff garcia. memo to kevin kolb: you are the nfc’s version of kellen clemens. enjoy riding that bench, kiddo.
so jay cutler, the best quarterback in chicago since jesus, goes out and throws four picks. after the game he blamed the packers’ defense for getting in the way.
drew brees threw for 6 touchdowns against the lions last week. the shit on the side of his face ran one in.
troy polamalu hurt his knee and will miss 3 to 6 weeks. his hair will only miss 2.
i’m done for this week. tune in next week when we ask eli manning if he knows any of his receivers. i sure don’t.
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