motherfavrer!

ok, we’re back again just in time for the new season. just like brett favre. again.

am i the only one sick of ol’ bf? he didn’t want to go through the hassle of training camp. well shit! wouldn’t you like to show up at your new job 3 months late?

the ‘fuck brett favre club’ inducted two more members this year: aaron rodgers & kellen clemens welcomed tarvaris jackson & sage rosenfels.

as for ol’ bf’s former (rent-a-)team, kellen clemens just can’t get a break. that or he just really really sucks.

what is that shit on mark sanchez’s face? whatever it is, it’s made the shit on the side of drew brees’ face the second most well-known birthmark in the nfl.

brandon marshall is either the dumbest person on the planet or the biggest douchebag on the planet. after seeing the footage of him dogging it in practice, i can’t decide.

the new cowboy stadium is having a problem with punted balls hitting the giant tv screen. funny this hasn’t happened sooner, you’d think a ball would have hit jerry jones ego at least once.

nutjob wr update: terrell owens has a new reality show, chad johnson has a new name, plastico has a new jail cell. these guys make randy moss look like a boy scout.

if i ran an nfl team: i’d have dog the bounty hunter as the ‘tee kid’ for the game against the eagles. try drowning his ass, michael vick.

this just in: pacman jones will be playing for the cfl’s winnipeg blue bombers. he’s gonna make it rain, eh?

memo to matt cassel: a monkey with one leg could win in the patriots system. enjoy kansas city.

the sparanos, season 2: the dolphins win 3 games, chad pennington gets whacked mid-season, and big tuna sleeps with the fishes after week 17.

i’m done for this week. tune in next week when we interview gisele bündchen about how she has to compete with bill belichick for tom brady’s attention.