big news from the league office: the nfl announced that instead of an injury report they will list a police blotter.
larry johnson won’t play because he is too busy spitting drinks in women’s faces. apparently, he prefers hitting girls more than hitting the hole.
filed under not so saintly: 3 new orleans players tested positive for a diuretic, supposedly to lose weight. haven’t they seen all those commercials? trying nutrisystem worked wonders for dan marino and mike golic!
one of the saints in question was deuce mcallister. looks like deuce is on the juice.
santonio holmes was busted for weed. he claimed it was performance enhancing for a hot dog eating contest he had entered.
instead of travelling to london with his team, a fresh out of surgery reggie bush spent the weekend in vegas with his girlfriend kim kardashian. Tough choice there: tea & krumpets or t & a?
outdoing even himself, plastico was benched for a quarter and a half because he missed a treatment session saturday. maybe his kids go to school 6 days a week?
rookie coach of the week: mike singletary, if there’s one guy who has the stones to stand up to some of these spoiled brats, it’s him.
baseball note of the week: joe maddon kinda seems like morris buttermaker with wild thing glasses. he just kinda looks to me like he’ll whip out a bottle of jack at the post game press conference.
hey, they also played some games this week, right?
Did anyone catch the jets/chiefs game? If so I feel for you.
i’m tapped out for this week. next week we will try to figure out when exactly peyton became the second best manning in the league. we think it was somewhere between the 2nd knee surgery that didn’t happen.
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