these are a few lines about the season so far from the message board of my fantasy league, just thought to share:
from last week:
romo hurt his pinky. his freakin pinky. didn’t brett farve play with an amputated leg and polio a few years back?
memo to dan orlovsky: that big white line at the back of the end zone is out of bounds.
did you see this play? if i were the coach i’d have benched him, kicked him off the sideline, cut him, emptied his locker, threw him out of the stadium, and had his car repossessed all before the next offensive series.
honestly, that brings a new meaning to the term ‘offensive series.’
from week 6:
plastico had to take his kids to school. apparently he does not have the reliability of the verizon network.
speaking of nutcase wr's, t.o. broke down crying on the sideline. fuck steroids and hgh, get this guy some zoloft!
from week 5:
pacman jones and chris henry were teammates at the same school. i bet that was one hell of a team dorm.
reggie bush is dating reality starlet/sex tape gal kim kardashian. why should quarterbacks have all the fun?
kim's dad was one of oj's defense lawyers. what is with that family and shady usc tailbacks?
from week 4:
genius of the week: tony sparano. he has figured out how to win with chad at qb: have ronnie brown throw the ball...
the bills won on a last second field goal. better late than never.
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