watch out for that ref!

strange week...tony romo couldn't last a whole week hanging out with jessica 24/7...

ol'bf gave romo a call and said 'it's your pinky, you pussy! get in there and get that pinky under andre gurode's nutsac!'

so what do the cowboys do? start brad johnson and promptly got waxed by the rams. wasn't romo in like, 2nd grade when brad johnson last started a game?

speaking of ol' bf, he denied giving the lions info about the packers' playbook. please. mike mccarthy could use a bullhorn to call in the plays and the lions still couldn't stop it.

speaking of nutsacs, it was rumored that kellen winslow's 'mystery illness' was elephantitis of the testicles. because figuratively having the biggest balls on the team wasn't good enough.

turned out however, it was a staph infection, the 6th brown player to come down with the infection. does this team share jockstraps or something?

mike nolan and his suits are out in san fran. mike singletary's first order of business was to teach the team the super bowl shuffle.

rodney harrison was carted off the field on monday. good. that's karma biting you in the ass for years of dirty hits.

t.o., chad johnson, plastico...seriously, do you have to be a few cans short of a six pack to play wr in the nfl?

i'm done for this week. next week we will ask pacman if the rehab place lets him take field trips to the strip club...don't worry, joba's driving!