Tuesday, December 9, 2008

no plax, no problem?

we begin this week with fox apologizing for their lions-vikings postgame coverage. in the background of the viking locker room meeting, the camera caught a glimpse of visanthe’s shiancoe.

the once undefeated bills officially suck. they haven’t scored a td in the month of december since the clinton administration.

full disclosure time: i am a buffalo fan. the bills are the red-headed step-child of new york football.

after last week’s loss to the 49ers, the jets are 0 for california this season. rumor has it mangini was so mad at his team he made them watch 90210 reruns the whole flight home.

the jets secondary is god awful. there were as many open san francisco receivers as there are open san franciscans.

memo to shawn ellis: that’s not what the pr department meant by ‘show us your green’

according to antonio pierce, he didn’t know plastico had a gun. he also didn’t know he had to cover, defend, and tackle brian westbrook.

more troublemakers: jeremy bridges, a backup lineman for the panthers, was charged with assault after an altercation with a bouncer. apparently he sprayed a bottle of dom perignon all over the bar causing a woman to get doused. are you an idiot? you can get the same effect with a bottle of korbel for $150 less! i don’t care about the player, but that’s a waste of a great champagne!

fumbling towards history update: the lions actually had a 4th quarter lead! they even knocked gus frerrote out of the game! but alas, they drop to 0-13. next week: at indy. peyton manning promised to only throw 4 td passes.

memo to lions fans: dominic raiola was just saying you’re number 1 for sticking by them!

baseball note of the week: admit it, yankee fans, aren’t you even a little curious what manny would/could do in pinstripes?

baseball note of the week weak: if you were offered $140 million, or take less to stay closer to your family, wouldn’t just move your whole damn family?

meet jerry jones: meddling owner, wannabe coach, attention whore. you can now add podiatrist. just ask marion barber’s toe.

that’s all for now. tune in next week when we ask: when terrell owens opens his mouth, don’t you just want to slap him? yes, donovan, i know what your answer is…

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