Wednesday, December 17, 2008

terribly overhyped...

we begin this week with the big fad of naming rb tandems. earth, wind & fire, smash & dash - i got one: lendale white & chris johnson should be named cheeseburger & small fry!

did you see bush duck the flying shoe? he showed some quick reflexes. better than j.p. losman, at least.

why would you throw in that situation? someone should have thrown a shoe at dick jauron.

seriously, is t.o. a paranoid schizophrenic? maybe romo hangs out with witten just to get away from your crazy ass.

between t.o. and jerry jones, i'm not sure who is the bigger attention whore. they both make donald trump look like a wallflower.

kurt warner, brett favre, jeff feagles, and john carney all made it to the pro bowl. each of them has been in the league since world war i.

fumbling towards history update: 0-14, hosting new orleans this week. at least red wings hockey is still relevant, if you can accept putting 'hockey' and 'relevant' in the same sentence.

the bengals play the browns this week. call it the 'we'd both lose to the buckeyes bowl'

40 years ago this week, philly fans booed and threw snowballs at santa claus. to commemorate the occasion, donovan mcnabb will play santa this year. he is used to the booing.

i swear, i think philly fans would boo jesus, ghandi, and the dalai lama.

speaking of the eagles, playboy girl next door kendra wilkinson is engaged to wr hank baskett. how about that? hugh hefner's third option getting together with mcnabb's fourth option.

really, that brings new meaning to the term 'hot route.'

joe horn might sign with the giants, replacing one nutjob wr with another. at least you can't shoot yourself with a cell phone.

greg white, a buccaneers lineman, legally changed his name to a character from
80's movie 'teen wolf.' not to be outdone, ocho cinco now wants to be known as chad spicoli.

i'm tapped out for this week. watch out next week for our interview with browns qb derek anderson, brady quinn, ken dorsey? he's still in the league?

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