Thursday, January 1, 2009

manjobless!

quick idea to start the week: if brett favre started aiming for the other team, would he start completing passes to his receivers? cause if that's him trying to throw to his own guys...

did you watch this game? i swear, i think ol' bf completed more passes to dolphins than chad pennington.

the game was over at 7:30 pm sunday. mangina was thumbing a ride outside giants stadium at 7:38.

have you ever seen a more erratic team than the broncos? one week they can beat the world, the next they can't beat an egg.

mike shanahan got fired, too. long time coming for this, last time he won anything was with some elway guy.

the cowboys got hammered in a win-and-you're-in game against the eagles. not sure who had the more satisfying middle finger - chad to the jets or mcnabb to terrell owens.

speaking of collapses, tony romo passed out in the shower after the game. i guess the thought of having to put up with jessica simpson for 6 straight months will do that to you.

i'm not surprised he passed out. with owens in one ear, jessica in the other, and jerry jones looking over your shoulder, there was no more oxygen left near his head.

jerry jones said wade philips will be back next year. as soon as jerry stops strangling him with his puppet strings.

the bills lost to the patriots in close to hurricane force winds. this year it wasn't just the wind that blew in buffalo.

tom brady proposed to superhot girlfriend gisele bündchen. i wonder which knee he got down on.*

fumbling towards history update: the lions did it! it truly takes a team effort to be that bad.

seriously, i haven't seen that much sucking since the pam and tommy video.

romeo, where for art thou? after being forced to play bruce 'the passing polock' gradkowski, crennel finally got paroled out of cleveland.

between mangini, romeo, and the maligned charlie weis at notre dame, that bellycheck branch of the parcells' family coaching tree is not looking too robust right now.

that's all i got this week. next week will be tougher to write about due to no bad teams playing. except the chargers.


* credit where it is due: my brother in law mike actually said this, but i couldn't resist.

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