Friday, January 16, 2009

when good teams go bad...

finally back from my playoff bye week. unlike the giants.

you know the giants’ earth wind and fire running back trio? they also nicknamed their wide receiver too: lock, stock and barrel.

eli manning is 0 for his career in home playoff games. if that’s enough to get him a $100 million dollar contract, that makes the yankees look fiscally responsible.

where did the eagles come from? didn’t they just suck like, 3 games ago?

seriously, if you were to tell me the eagles would be going to arizona to play the cardinals to get into the super bowl, i’d have said you’ve been hanging out with shawn ellis and ricky williams too much.

chad pennington won comeback player of the year. now jets fans are wishing he’d come back to the jets.

then chad went out and reminded jet fans why he was cut. he threw four interceptions against the ravens. he was just trying to do his best brett favre impersonation.

the lions hired titans defensive coordinator jim schwartz to be there head coach. may the schwartz be with him. he's gonna need it.

basketball note of the month: knick eddy curry was sued for supposedly sexually harassing his male limo driver. this finally explains his lack of defense – he plays for the other team!

tony dungy retired this week. no joke here – he was a guy who actually lived and acted with integrity – what a frickin concept!

coincidentally, jon gruden was fired this week too by the bucs. about time; after taking dungy’s team to the super bowl, he’s won about as much as anna kournikova.

pacman jones was let go by the cowboys. the last straw was when jerry jones caught pacman trying to make it rain for the cowboys cheerleaders.

now terrell owens might be let go too. memo to nfl gms: those who don’t learn from history are doomed to sign t.o.

michael irvin supposedly had a gun pointed at him by a would be robber while driving in dallas. then pacman recognized him and drove off.

why do you only hear players thanking jesus? what if jesus isn’t a football fan? one day i’d love to hear someone thank buddha, vishnu, or zeus.

that’s all for this week. next week we will interview for the jets job. hell, they have to give it to somebody!

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