Wednesday, September 9, 2009

one tequila, two tequila...

the regular season finally begins this week. about time, if the preseason lasted any longer there’d be no offensive coordinators left.

memo to shawne merriman: that’s not what they meant by ‘knocking back a tequila.’

the browns finally announced that brady quinn would be their week 1 starter. mangini finally decided to announce it when he realized no one really gave a shit.

the bills are trying out a no-huddle offense for this season. hopefully it’s better than their no-points offense of last season.

college football note of the day: i don’t care what they said to you, legarrete blount, it doesn’t mean you can go batshit crazy and punch everyone within a 2 mile radius.

don’t be a richard: seymour still hasn’t reported to his new job in oakland. can you blame him? he went from a team whose coach breaks records to a coach that breaks his staff’s noses.

i’m out for this week. tune in next week when we replace kevin & pat williams on the viking defensive line with venus & serena williams. see if you can spot the difference.

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