the ghost of scott norwood

we begin with a question: is al davis really alive, or is that a zombie?

what happened to braylon edwards? last year he caught everything, this year he has more drops than sprint.

didn’t matter because the bills lost on a 47 yard field goal going wide right. this sounds vaguely familiar.

it’s tough being a buffalo fan. visions of mark ingram spinning like a ballerina on speed still haunt me to this day.

speaking of mark ingram, he was convicted of money laundering in september. guess the federal government did what the bills defense couldn’t.

did you see the jets-patriots game? i don’t call that a close win, i call it escaping by the skin of your nuts.

the jets cannot play with a lead. i guess when you’re not used to having the lead you tend to panic.

kris jenkins is seriously imposing. he doesn’t tackle running backs, he eats them.

file under sister-kisser: the eagles tied the bengals, the first tie in 6 years. fitting, because neither team deserved to win.

donovan mcnabb admitted he did not know a game could end in a tie. apparently chunky soup is not brain food.

the titans are 10-0 so far. nobody cares because kerry collins is as sexy as ed mcmahon.

college football note of the week: joe paterno is cool. he’s been around so long, i think he coached jesus.

the steelers beat the chargers 11-10. what the hell kind of score is that? sounds more like the score of a pirates-padres game. only problem is the pirates can’t score 11 runs in a week let alone 1 game.

my vote for coach of the year: tony sparano. with a roster filled with kids, psychopaths (see: porter, joey) potheads (see: williams, ricky) and a pea shooter armed qb, he has managed to be 1 game out of first. that and his daughter meadow is pretty hot.

that’s all I got for this week. next week we will ask new lion qb drew henson how many more sports can he possibly suck in.