so last week mike singletary not only threw vernon davis out of the game, he dropped his pants at halftime to show how bad they were playing. i’ve heard of undressing the team, but this?
brady quinn finally gets his chance this week! have you ever taken a good look at this kid? he’s got eyebrows like little hamsters!
memo to romeo crennel: that isn’t the brady you were thinking of.
joey porter and brandon marshall got into a little spat this week. i don’t know about you but i’m afraid of joey porter. he seems like the kinda guy who would just straight up kill you if you pissed him off. just ask matt cassel.
baseball note of the week: the phillies won the world series. no one in philly noticed because they were too busy booing everyone.
cadillac williams might be out of the shop pretty soon. too bad he runs like a pinto.
more qbs down this week: roethlisberger, schaub, even ol’ brett is a little dinged up. ‘protecting the qb’ used to mean having a good line. now it means having good group health insurance.
kyle orton got knocked out last week, too. do you know what that means? the return of sexy rexy! he promptly let the bears on a comeback against the lions. so what? a flock of geese could beat the lions.
speaking of the lions, they signed recently retired daunte culpepper. pretty soon, dan orlovsky will be running out of bounds again, right to the bench.
‘orlovsky’ isn’t a cool enough name for a quarterback, anyway. sounds more like a third string nose tackle.
the bills are good. they can beat everyone, except teams in their division.
the ravens scored 37 points last week! i don’t think they scored 37 points all of last year.
i'm done this week. next week we will celebrate the bengals not losing 2 weeks in a row!
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