Tuesday, November 25, 2008

mirth, thy name is favre...

worst name in the nfl: benjarvus green-ellis. not only could they not agree on only one first name, they couldn't agree on a last name either!

so after the jets thoroughly waxed the titans, lendale white castle was upset he only played three plays, stating he wasn't paying attention. he was apparently too busy eating.

nfl, meet leon washington - just like reggie bush, but without the hype and the hot girlfriend.

there's a chance the lions' thanksgiving game might be blacked out in detroit if the game hasn't sold out. this is so unfair! how come they don't get stuck watching it when the rest of us have to?

an unknown qb comes in after an injury to the established starter for the patriots and makes a name for himself. did i time warp back to 2001? somewhere drew bledsoe is saying 'good. fuck him.'

did you know that tom brady's son with actress ex-girlfriend bridget moynahan is named john edward thomas? j.e.t.? hell hath no fury...

pacman jones is back! he's so surprised he was let back in he is throwing a party at the strip club across the street from texas stadium.

shawn alexander was cut by the redskins this week. have you seen anyone's career fall faster than this guy? other than britney spears.

andy reid is looking more like wilford brimley every day. he's also looking soon to be unemployed.

north of the border moment: calgary won the canadian football league championship. have you ever seen a cfl game? no touchbacks or fair catches. go kill that returner, eh?

that's all i got this week, happy turkey day, kids.

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